What we do
The Neilson Foundation provides bear retrieval and rescue services for Free Countries. We also specialise in meat-based catering and wedding planning.
The Dream Team
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Nicole 'Nickel' Bell, CEO
LAD (Hons) with distinction from The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. Experienced juror with extensive research in ostrich behaviour.
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Ian 'Bal' Boa, CTO
British Airways Gold.
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Chrys 'Ainsley' Firthyeare, Janitor
hello i am krics i like to yanetor. i like bear. my mum says my favorate color is prple :). intrnet explorer is my favrate website. i go to gym. my frend Ien gets a Pvc and it makes me feyl insecure. Like in some way I have been demasculated, like I have a lower self worth? It's funny but you are the first person I feel comfortable enough in my life with to talk about this with. I love you.
Our Successes
We get things done. Quantified.
- 8.7 Bear rescues
- 8,710 Bear 'rescues'
- 87,711 Beer rescues
- 877,110 zzz...
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Join Us
We are looking for a junior team member or intern with at least 30 years of experience.
You are interested, so send an academic CV (min 15 pages, 5 Nature papers, at least two Nobel Prizes) to [email protected].